ISSUE No. 1 THE POINTLESS GAZETTE PRICE: 0 MEANING
APPROVED
POINTLESS
CODE
POINTLESS emblem POW!

A SOLANA MEME IN ONE ACT

POINTLESS
COIN

The point was never the point.

$POINTLESS · SOLANA · HONESTLY POINTLESS

CONTRACT PATCH CA

VOL. 00 · LATE EDITION · ALL THE NEWS THAT DOESN’T MATTER

THE POINTLESS TIMES

World leaders, cryptographers & billionaires agree: it was never the point.

Cryptocurrency is ‘Honestly Pointless’

Harvard Cryptographer

They studied the math, the markets, the mythology. The finding was unanimous and slightly embarrassing.

Crypto is pointless money

Michael Collins

Even central bank digital currency can’t go mainstream. If the official version is stuck in committee, the unofficial one is a punchline with a ticker.

POINTLESS coin exhibited like a masterpiece
Exhibit A — treated like art, priced like a joke.

Why Bitcoin is Pointless

A Critical Look at Its True Value

A thinkpiece so complete it accidentally described every coin that came after it. We took the headline and made it the ticker.

Bill Gates: “Cryptocurrency is Pointless… Just a Scam

When the scolding is this consistent, you stop arguing and start branding. POINTLESS COIN is the honest conclusion of a dishonest decade.

CHAPTER II · ORIGIN OF A NON-POINT

HOW TO BUY

Four panels. Zero philosophy. One PumpSwap.

01 SNAP

Grab a wallet

Install Phantom or any Solana wallet. Write the seed down like it matters. It does. The coin still doesn’t.

02 SOL

Load SOL

Bridge or buy SOL. Park it in the wallet. This is the only part with a point, and even that is debatable.

03 SWAP

Open PumpSwap

Hit buy. Paste the CA. SOL in, $POINTLESS out. The market can crash in the background — the mascot is already on a beach.

PumpSwap
04 YEAH

You’re pointless

Hold, chart-watch, or forget it exists. Chart lives on Dexscreener. Thesis lives nowhere.

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